Percy Jackson's Greek gods

The beginning and stuff

The golden age of cannibalism

The olympians bash some heads

Zeus

Hestia chooses bachelor number zero

Demeter turns into grainzilla

Persephone marries her stalker

Hera gets a little cuckoo

Hades does home improvement

Poseidon gets salty

Zeus kills everyone

Athena adopts a handerkerchief

You gotta love Aphrodite

Ares, the manly man's manly man

Hephaestus makes me a golden llama (not really, but he totally should)

Apollo sings and dances and shoots people

Artemis unleashes the death pig

Hermes goes to juvie

Dionysus conquers the world with a refreshing beverage.