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The elephant and the dandelion (a defense of men)

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The heart of dadness: a letter to a first-time-father-to-be

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Technology

Solving the celebrity problem

Tips for visiting Miami

Dog ownership for beginners

My Hollywood career: the big dumpster

The ultimate script

The full coward package

The health-care crisis

Colonoscopy

A practical, workable plan for saving the newspaper business

Judaism for Christians

Fangs of endearment: a vampire novel

A festival of grimness

Father of the groom.