From the Book - First edition.
Prologue. Gorillaman and fifty tiny ballerinas
The first three times I almost died
A dead chicken and an offer of marriage
Don't bring your beer shirt to show-and-tell
The African night is long and dark
One hundred cases of beer and a man-eating crocodile
Pearl Jam and other things I didn't know
Can we swim away from this party?
Baboon identification and other hidden talents
There are no doctors here
The elf princess plays lacrosse
Finding the moon on Earth
The hippo situation is grim
We're just going to make a run for it
The infection rate reaches 36 percent
The other spot at Harvard
A bear just doing his bear thing
Extreme driving in a broken Toyota
Blood and dust and Botswana sky
Epilogue. Goodbye, Narnia.
